I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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