i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
