Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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