that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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