I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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