he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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