I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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