3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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