you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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