yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.