Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel