I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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