I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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