Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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