so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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