just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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