I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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