How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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