Do vagina's smell?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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