just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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