But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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