Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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