Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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