Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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