Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
