ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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