i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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