Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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