I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
