Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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