so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
you made out with another girl for some wings
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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