he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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