he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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