4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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