In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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