Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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