Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Randomize
