using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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