I think I am morally bankrupt
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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