Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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