it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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