they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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