Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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