when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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