I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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