Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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