There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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