Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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