God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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