If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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