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• (631): View more from New York

  i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check

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• (914): View more from New York

  bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party

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  But the music was sooo good

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• (631): View more from New York

  My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.

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  Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.

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