Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.

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(+61): View more from Australia

did i walk over a car last night?

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(360): View more from Washington

He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.

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(347): View more from New York

So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok

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(406): View more from Montana

Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.

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(563): View more from Iowa

YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI

(712): View more from Iowa

I CAN IF I WANT TO

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