He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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