third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
