if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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